Blood testing,
in fifteen minutes.
A small panel of markers, measured in the room while you wait, explained by a person, reviewed by a clinician, and kept in a record you own.
- In the roomFinger-prick or venous sample, result printed while you wait.
- Clinician-reviewedEvery panel is read by a clinician, not a chart.
- Your recordResults kept in your Elixir account, on any device.
Book and pay with the clinic. Elixir is not a clinic or a pharmacy. 18+, UK.
Elixir Health measures a small number of blood markers at a venue and gives you the printed result, explained by a person, the same visit — usually within 20 minutes. It is a measurement service, not a diagnosis: results are reviewed by a GMC-registered clinician, and anything outside the expected range is referred to a clinician rather than answered with a product.
Measure first, then optimise.
Most people who look after themselves are guessing. A supplement routine, a training block, a change of diet — all of it built on how you feel, not on what is actually there. Elixir Health puts a number under the guess: a small panel of markers, taken and analysed in the room, handed to you on paper with a person to explain it, and stored in your own record so the next one has something to stand beside.
What it is
- A finger-prick or venous sample, analysed on a Getein 1160 point-of-care analyser at the venue. Nothing leaves the room.
- Four, eight or twelve markers, chosen for men and for women. Not a whole-body panel — a small number of things measured properly.
- A GMC-registered clinician reviewing every panel.
- A record you own, and a retest at twelve weeks, because the point of a baseline is that it moves.
Where — London and Essex first
Elixir Health runs in London and Essex first, with clinics across the UK. In London the clinics sit mostly south-west of the river; the City, Canary Wharf and the East have none, which is where Elixir Days go. In Essex, Chelmsford and Basildon have no clinic at all and Southend's is a mile out in Westcliff — the towns where Elixir Days begin. Every clinic on one map.
What it is not
- Not a diagnosis. A result outside the expected range goes to a clinician, not to a shop.
- Not a laboratory service. We do not post samples anywhere, which is why the result is minutes rather than days.
- Not a public-health programme, and never sold as one.
Elixir Health is a point-of-care measurement service. Samples are analysed at the venue and never sent to a laboratory. A single measurement on a single day is not a diagnosis. Elixir is not a clinic or a pharmacy. 18+.
A doctor reads every result. Their name is on it.
Elixir Health results are reviewed by a panel of GMC-registered doctors — independent of us, and never the person who took your sample. A panel rather than one face on a website, so a doctor is there whenever a day runs. The doctor who reviewed yours signs it, with their GMC number, so you can look them up on the register yourself.
Samples are taken by our own team, assessed against the national occupational standard for venepuncture. A measurement on one day is not a diagnosis. Elixir is not a clinic or a pharmacy. 18+, UK.
How review works, in full →- GMC-registeredEvery doctor on the panel is on the General Medical Council register.
- Named on your resultThe reviewing doctor’s name and GMC number are printed with it.
- Referred within one working dayAnything outside the expected range comes back to you with a clinician’s note, not a product.
- Independent of usWe take the sample and run the analyser. The reading of it is a doctor’s, never ours.
Tell me when a day is added near me.
One message per new Elixir Day within fifteen miles of your postcode area — the venue, the town, the date. Nothing else, ever. Its own permission, withdrawable in one click.
Type your full postcode if it is easier — we only keep the first part (the CM1 in CM1 1GU), because that is all we need to know which days are near you. We keep your name, email and that postcode area. No result, ever, decides whether you hear from us. How that works.
At an Elixir Day
Our team and our analyser at a venue near you — a club, a workplace, a building. Host one.